Saturday, September 4, 2010

foosball.

i love how me and my husband are always on the same page...
*watching BYU vs WA game*

him: "Now all we have to do is control......."

i interrupt.

me: ".....ALT, and DELETE THESE MOFOs!!!"

I was super excited and waited for a well-deserved high five for my cleverness.



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lets just say he left me hangin'.

at least one of us thinks I'm cool.

Thursday, September 2, 2010

My name is Rage, Road Rage.

well, at least my middle name isn't Rash.... yet?

My name is Danielle, and I'm a rage-a-holic.

Let me BEGIN by saying that I already KNOW that I need to learn how to be patient...

but seriously people (not you, my precious blog people, but the dangerous blind drivers out there).......Don't drive with your head up your you know what!!!

(and you know what I mean... its your you-know-where.)

I have serious road rage, I even replaced my horn in my car because....well lets be serious, I have a toyota and we all know they are built with sissy "beep beep" horns. I mean.. really Japan!? I can YELL louder than that!

Lets be serious. I got a truck horn, a super loud truck horn. I even tried a few out before making the final selection. I actually have two octaves of horn.... but I'm not here to give you a horn education.

I wanted people to take me seriously when I hold it for the 3 minutes that I feel necessary to get my point across. I know I have issues, serious need-counseling issues.

Merging:

We all know how to do it... or do we? Let me explain. When two lanes merge, you go one after one after one...and so on and so forth. Well THIS BEEZY decides that she wants to go 2 and then one. I go because well, its MY TURN. I see her and notice she isn't stopping.

This is where I realize that I am stubborn. We play chicken with each other for a second, and since I'm smarter, I stopped. She looks at me and starts doing the whole "angry-mouthing" thing. "There are two lanes" she mouths and points. And I mouth back "YES I KNOW, thats why we MERGE YOU....." Well, this is a family blog and lets just not go there.

But the BEST part of this story is that it goes on for about 2 minutes!
LITERALLY THE LONGEST argument while driving I have ever had!!
There came a point where I was arguing just because I could. It made me feel better. I know I'm a terrible person, don't act like you don't think the same things I do.

Anyway, I did this because, well...

you know how you admit things to people so that they can put you in your place?
....

This isnt for that! LOL.

Just thought I'd share!

Love ya peeps!