Text messaging conversation, a mother randomly texts her daughter...
Mother: Is there a Fredricks of Hollywood in (unnamed town)?
Daughter: I think so....
Mother: :) I want you to try this type of bra I'm wearing. I LOVE it. So comfortable.
Daughter: Haha what one? i'm online now.
Mother: Give me a sec...I got to pop it and check. Model number (blah blah blah)
Daughter: Cant find it.
Mother: Try blah blah blah.
Daughter: Whoa. Hollywood eXXXtreme Cleavage.... with 3 x's!?
Mother: I got a white one. It is like magic hands are holding my girls up, caressing them all day.
Daughter: You are sick.
over&out
db(ahumbu)g See what I did there?
I love it! oh and you should tell the mother she should have visited V.S. becuase they had cute red ruffly panties with bells on them! I wanted them...maybe next year.
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