Second Edition of "you know you have a special mom when..."

....she calls you to tell you about a "store" she went to with two of her friends.

I bought two bras!

Victoria's Secret, I thought...that's not too bad. We've been there before. I can handle the thought of my mom perusing those shelves.

I.

Was.

Wrong.

Fredrick's...(Things that make you go "buuhhh" *shivers*)

Apparently she was tempted by a cute santa outfit as well.

Then we had a lengthy conversation about banana hammocks, Willey Bags and Love Sacs. Get your mind out of the gutter.

Ah, parents.

-db